Bj and I were discussing ways we could get into better shape, and have decided we need incentives.
Bj: "Okay so how about this? You get down to 120 and you can have $X for the craft room."
(I want new cabinets in here)
Amber: "Ugh, 120, that's like 20 pounds."
Bj: "You've weighed that before."
Me: "I weighed 110 when you met me."
Bj: "I can't believe you were ever that small."
Bj: "Wait no, you're taking that the wrong way."
Me: "How is the right way to take that."
Bj: "I mean you've always only been this tall." (holds hand up to his neck).
Me: (mimes digging a hole).
It is so on!