Because I got a ton of stuff done this weekend, though I’m a bit wiped out. I think this picture might be a little bit more realistic:

If I post all these kind of pictures on the internet willingly no one can black mail me with anything right? Ya, I had that little leaf on my forehead for a good hour before someone told me. Why did I wait until it was raining to clean my gutters? Because it’s Oregon, I’d have to wait until freaking July to do it in the sun. And good thing too, when I got up there they were almost overflowing with water. Thanks for the action shots Sciarrino. I’m really hoping my guests stop at the cupcakes on the dining room table and don’t glance into my nasty ass back yard. Ew.

My online housewarming will be Friday. You know what that means. Bathroom pictures baby. Oh ya it looks sick. Like sick awesome.