Okay so you know there are guys here working on the kitchen right? Well they are real talkers, talk all day long about everything. Just heard this, thought I’d share:
Tile guy one: "I want to go to Venezuela"
Tile guy two: "oh"
Tile guy one: "Have you seen the movie Anaconda?"
Tile guy two: "no"
Tile guy one: "Ya, it starts in Venezuela"
"They have anacondas there."
"I love anacondas."
"300 pounds, six feet long"
Tile guy two: "My daughter’s gerbil was killed by a snake."
All that was going through my head: "My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns HUN!"
Oh my sides hurt.