That’s really all I have time for right now, but basically I haven’t written because the house is in a complete disarray, and I haven’t taken pictures because I don’t know where my camera is. The carpet better come tomorrow or my mom and I might just go insane.

*found my camera and my card reader, it’s a miracle. Edited to add photos.


See I wasn’t kidding. There are many other things in the kitchen as well. Including all of our dining room chairs, that I think look cool all lined up.

Real conversation
10.40 am

Amber calls mom

mom: "Can I call you right back"
amber: "It’s really important"
mom: "what is it?"
amber: "Someones using your credit card in Russia"
mom: "Oh shit."
amber: "You need to call a special number."
mom: "I’ll call you back I’m bleeding to death."

Mom hangs up. Amber thinks… Mom’s at the hairdresser, did Heather just stab her with scissors?

Mom calls back.

amber: "Did Heather stab you?"
mom: "no it was the other issue."