Real conversation
10.40 am
Amber calls mom
mom: "Can I call you right back"
amber: "It’s really important"
mom: "what is it?"
amber: "Someones using your credit card in Russia"
mom: "Oh shit."
amber: "You need to call a special number."
mom: "I’ll call you back I’m bleeding to death."
Mom hangs up. Amber thinks… Mom’s at the hairdresser, did Heather just stab her with scissors?
Mom calls back.
amber: "Did Heather stab you?"
mom: "no it was the other issue."

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