There is out in Salem today the HOTTEST FEDEX GUY EVER. He just came to my door, and I swear to God, I thought I was getting punk’d or something. Easily the hottest guy I’ve ever seen in real like, maybe 5′ 10", short dark hair, with a day’s worth of stubble. He brought a package to the door and I couldn’t even talk! Just thought I’d let the locals know.
Oh and yes Bj, this does mean your clothes came, and I still think you’re the hottest guy for me!